American state flags, ranked from best to worst

American state flags, ranked from best to worst

I?ve been reading some articles here and there about flags, so now I?ve gotten in the mood to write a fun post ranking all 50 American state flags in order from worst to best. I?m going to loosely follow Ted Kaye?s five principles for good flag design, which are:

  1. Keep it simple, so simple a child could draw it from memory.
  2. Use meaningful symbolism.
  3. Use two or three basic colors.
  4. No lettering or seals of any kind.
  5. Be distinctive or be related.

I?m also going to include my own highly subjective musings about what I find personally entertaining.

(In case you?re wondering, yes, I am a fan of The Big Bang Theory. No, Sheldon is not my favorite character. Yes, I wish Fun With Flags was a real channel on YouTube.)

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A few American state flags are decidedly cool and iconic, others seem to have been borne of utter laziness. So, without further ado?

50. WASHINGTON

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The worst flags are all just lazy! It?s really hard to objectively rank them. The logic is always: Choose a color, slap on the seal and maybe write something on there. For Washington, the green looks ugly. And you think you can just slap on a picture of ol? George and get a way with it? Show some effort!

49. DELAWARE

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The colors are just ugly. And it looks like someone went in and typed the date in MS Word. Not to mention there?s a seal and words.

48. CONNECTICUT

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What is this? Honestly, Connecticut, get with it.

47. NEVADA

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I?m stealing this comment from someone else, but this really does look like someone got the wrong size image file and scaled it down so it wouldn?t get too pixelated. Nevada, you have too much empty space.

46. LOUISIANA

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Pelicans? I?m confused?

45. Idaho

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I can?t ignore the fact that ?State of Idaho? is written twice. It makes this flag moronic.

44. MASSACHUSETTS

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This flag totally makes you squint to figure out what?s going on. Also, I think I saw this movie when I was a kid. That colonist totally stabs the native in the back. On top of that, even if I could read Latin, that text is tiny!

43. KENTUCKY

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I could barely even read the letters across?

42. NEW JERSEY

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That hat is just throwing me off. Did she kill one of Santa?s elves? Sorry, I just can?t?

41. PENNSYLVANIA

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Are you trying to be evil?

40. NORTH DAKOTA

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Painfully unoriginal.

39. ILLINOIS

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A little bit less painfully unoriginal. Why is ?Sovereignty? upside-down?

38. UTAH

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Still painfully unoriginal. Ooo! Bee hive!

37. SOUTH DAKOTA

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36. MINNESOTA

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Too busy.

35. NEW HAMPSHIRE

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Aren?t ships supposed to go in the water? Idiots.

34. NEBRASKA

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Somehow I really like that guy. I?d like to have a beer with him. Who knows, maybe even elect him President? He?d probably be better than Trump.

33. WEST VIRGINIA

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Moving on from seals to coats of arms. I?m still disinterested.

32. VERMONT

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I?m bored. Entertain me with cheese and syrup.

31. MAINE

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Pluses: Honestly depicts white trash. Has a moose. Minuses: No lobsters. The star on top looks like it?s for MSSR (Maine Soviet Socialist Republic).

30. MICHIGAN

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There?s something about that guy that?s welcoming? Ahhh! It?s Bigfoot!

29. NEW YORK

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There?s so much in here, so it ranks the highest among the others with just a coat of arms. Plus, the ?Excelsior? thing is cool and kinda Knights-of-the-Round-Tabley. Correct me if I?m wrong, but has she speared herself half a croissant?

28. RHODE ISLAND

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Unique but weird.

27. OREGON

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There?s something I like about the state flags that write the state?s name in bold font. This one looks like it was made by people with disentery.

26. WISCONSIN

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A little better?

25. KANSAS

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Mountains in Kansas? HAHAHAHA?

24. MONTANA

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I like the proportions of this one.

23. OKLAHOMA

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By far the best among these. I wish there was a ?!? at the end though.

22. VIRGINIA

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Although this is just another shameless seal, I really love how Lady Liberty has conquered tyranny. Sadly, she is being very un-PC by showing a tit! Doesn?t she know that that?s a thing these days? Geez.

21. FLORIDA

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This one has a seal slapped on it, but it looks better because of the design.

20. MISSOURI

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Same deal with the seal again?

19. WYOMING

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Never was a fan of the colored border design. The buffalo wins you points, but the seal?

18. GEORGIA

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Would have been much better without the seal. Or maybe just three pillars holding up the arch with no text.

17. INDIANA

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Original design, but somehow not cool enough to warrant a higher ranking.

16. ARKANSAS

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The only reason it?s higher than Indiana is because it has three colors.

15. NORTH CAROLINA

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RIP North Carolina? Lived and died within 11 months? I don?t get it.

14. IOWA

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I do like this one, but the words make it go down in the ranks.

13. SOUTH CAROLINA

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The meaning of this still baffles me. But it is somehow still memorable and easily distinguishable from a distance. I feel like if you made it green, it would just become the flag of Agrabah.

12. MARYLAND

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Ok, you actually put some effort and came up with a design, but this is just too much. Calm down, Ok?

11. HAWAI?I

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Did you really love the English that much? Plus the colors are kinda busy.

10. OHIO

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?O?, how you make my eyes crooked, Ohio. ?E? for effort.

9. ALASKA

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It has a unique design, but still kinda feels awkward. I still think it would be better to just write, ?I can see Russia.?

8. ALABAMA

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The design is easy to recognize, but I find this one lazy and easily confused with Ireland.

7. COLORADO

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Colorado follows all the rules, but I can?t help myself from thinking it was made by a committee hired by Hillary Clinton.

6. MISSISSIPPI

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This one screams ?heritage,? whatever that means? Three colors, recognizable designs, sure why not?

5. TENNESSEE

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This looks like it should be flown by fascists in the next blockbuster dystopian film. It is kinda cool.

4. CALIFORNIA

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This one breaks the rules of ?no letters?, but the bear is so awesome I had to give it some respect. Honestly, it doesn?t need to say ?California Republic,? the bear speaks for itself.

3. ARIZONA

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This flag easily makes it into the top three. Some might argue that it?s a little busy because it has four colors, but it all comes together nicely.

2. NEW MEXICO

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This design is so perfect. Incidentally, this flag was voted best US state flag by NAVA (North American Vexillological Association).

HONORABLE MENTION: PUERTO RICO

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This is where Puero Rico would rank. It does everything right! The flag is kind of a Cuba-wannabe, but who can blame them? Good food, good music, good beaches, great rum, friendly people that make you want to dance ? That?s the good life.

1. TEXAS

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Sorry if I disappoint, but let?s face it ? This flag is iconic! Everyone recognizes it. You can even travel overseas and people recognize it. There are no letters or seals and it follows all the rules ? The epitome of symbolic representation.

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BONUS SECTION

If you?ve made it this far, you?re a trooper. You deserve some treats 😉

Amsterdam, Netherlands

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If there ever was a flag for the Red Light District, this would be it! ?XXX?

Zheleznogorsk, Russia

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This flag has got hardcore written all over it. Zheleznogorsk was a ?secret? town founded in 1950 where the Soviets produced weapons-grade plutonium. So it makes sense that there would be a bad-ass Russian bear splitting an atom on a blood red field.

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Karl Hideyo Schroeder is a globally-experienced manager in international companies, having worked in banking, finance and start-ups. You can follow him on Twitter @KarlHideyoSchro.

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