Top 10 Reasons to Manscape with The Lawn Mower 3.0

Top 10 Reasons to Manscape with The Lawn Mower 3.0

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You?re shopping around for a manscaping trimmer. You know a few things you want. It would be nice if it?s cordless and has a rechargeable battery. It needs to be able to handle your particularly unkempt underbrush. It would be great if it didn?t cost you your life savings. Since you?re looking for reasons to pick one trimmer over another, we?ve made a nice little list for you. These are the top 10 reasons The Lawn Mower 3.0 is the best trimmer for men.

No More Snagging

The first major upgrade from The Lawn Mower 2.0 is that The Lawn Mower 3.0 is powered by a 7,000 RPM motor. That?s a lot of rotations, and it means that your blades can finally keep up with your manscaping pace. You don?t have to worry about snagging on your pubic hair. You don?t have to worry about getting tangled in the weeds.

The Superior Blade

It?s 2020 and companies are still putting metal blades in trimmers. Amateurs. Ceramic blades are superior for many reasons. They stay sharp longer. They don?t get super hot (especially when powered by a 7,000 RPM motor). They?re easier to shape, so they can be made into a safer design. Let go of the metal age. It?s all about ceramics.


There are a lot of reasons not to groom in the shower. You?re going to do it anyway. When you do, you need a completely waterproof trimmer. The Lawn Mower 3.0 isn?t the only waterproof trimmer on the market, but it checks the box. More importantly, the waterproof design is combined with everything else on this list.

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Easy Cleaning

Ceramic blades need a lot less maintenance than their steel counterparts. They still need to be cleaned since hair can stick to them. Hair bits are gross, and you want to clean that grossness off of your trimmer. Since the 3.0 is waterproof and non-metal, it?s very easy to clean.

A Monster Battery

It would be a dirty trick to give you a faster motor without upgrading the battery. You would really love that cutting power for the five minutes it lasts. Never fear. We solved that problem before it arrived. With the new battery, The Lawn Mower 3.0 can cut for 90 straight minutes of male grooming.

The Awesome Grip

We made the thing waterproof. We have to acknowledge that it will be used in the shower. We don?t want it to slip when wet, so we outfitted the trimmer with a diamond-textured no-slip grip. Wet, soapy or otherwise, you?ll be able to control your trim.

LED Lighting

Let?s be real. You won?t always have studio-grade lighting when you groom your giblets. Well, that was true before the 3.0. Since it has a handy LED light, you can see exactly what you?re doing at all times. Sadly, that means you have to give up the excuse of darkness for your sloppy grooming. It?s time to get good.

Improved Safety

The ceramic blade is a big part of how we designed SkinSafe? Technology. You don?t need a deep dive into all of the engineering features to understand that this technology helps to protect you from nicks and cuts. You can get a surprisingly close trim without any pain at all.

Maximum Convenience

Ultimately, a trimmer only has a purpose when it?s in use. We tried to make using The Lawn Mower 3.0 as convenient as possible to encourage you to stay on top of your manscaping. This isn?t one of those shiny new toys that you get and forget about. It?s the core of your primary hygienic routine.

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The Total Package

It?s time we admit an industry secret. Every company manufacturing body hair trimmers employees really good engineers. Special features are everywhere. The Lawn Mower 3.0 might be our favorite, but any one design decision we made can be found somewhere else. What truly sets the 3.0 apart from other trimmers is the rest of The Perfect Package 3.0 (now upgraded from The Perfect Package 2.0). It?s a total solution to your manscaping needs. It won?t just help you trim. It will help you have healthy and happy skin. It will keep your balls from smelling like a swamp when you get hot. It will make cleaning up after a trim session painless. This is what we offer that is on a different level from everyone else.

There is a final part of the 3.0 that is truly special. You?ll find it at It?s an archive of manscaping knowledge that will help you avoid the worst mistakes and have greater success with manscaping than you could hope to achieve on your own.

Originally published at on January 30, 2020.


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