Good Comebacks to Put an End to Bullies’ Mean Insults

Good Comebacks to Put an End to Bullies’ Mean Insults

In need of a good comeback? Check out our list of some witty comebacks that will certainly put an end to bullies? mean insults!

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We?ve all witnessed how a bully tears apart an innocent, naive kid. Some of us have been the victim themselves. The point is, we all know how insults can affect one?s personality. Insults can be physical, such as slapping or punching, but more often, insults are verbal. Some common examples of indirect verbal insults include mean jokes, ironic comments, mimicry, or backhanded compliments. So, what is the best way of dealing with such insults?

Learning how to cope with insults, provocations, or humiliation attempts can be helpful to you in these common and really unfortunate social situations. First of all, it?s really important to stay calm, even if your first instinct is to get angry and punch back. People who insult others are always looking for some kind of reaction, so take several deep breaths before responding to them. Consider the source of the insult and then develop a question that addresses it.

People who tease and insult other people usually do so because they posses qualities within themselves of which they are not proud. They are also very likely to be going through some tough time and redirecting that negative energy seems like a good idea to them.

There are two different ways to react to insults: you can either come up with a good comeback to an insult or you can choose to ignore the insult altogether. However, thinking of a comeback could be more helpful to both parties, because then they can get to the root of the real problem. Using humor is also an effective response to insults because humor can relieve the stress and tension and undermine the insult.

If you can?t come up with some good comebacks to mean insults, we got you covered ? here?s our list of clever, witty and highly effective comebacks that have the potential to shut anyone up!

?I?m busy right now, can I ignore you another time??

?If you have a problem with me, write the problem on a piece of paper, fold it, and shove it up your ass.?

?You have an entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off??

?Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.:

?I know I?m talking like a jerk, but isn?t that the only way you could understand what I?m saying??

?If laughter is the best medicine in the world, your face is a blessing to the world because it can cure all diseases.?

?Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth.?

?If you?re waiting for me to start care, I hope you brought something for eating, because it?s gonna be a long time.?

?I don?t know what your problem is, but I suppose that is something that it?s very hard to pronounce.?

?I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in awhile, but you?re really abusing that privilege.?

?I?m really jealous of all the people who have never met you.?

?You and Monday are really similar ? nobody likes you.?

?There are some really dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.?

?If ignorance is really a bliss, you must be the happiest person in the world.?

?Good story bro, but in what part do you shut the fuck up??

?Please, don?t stop, keep talking. I only yawn when I?m super intrigued.?

?Whenever I see your face, I?m reminded that God has a great sense of humor.?

?You bring me so much joy and happiness ? every single time you leave the room.?

?I think I might have Alzheimer?s because I can?t remember when was the last time I asked for your opinion.?

?Your lips keep moving, but all I can hear is ?blah, blah, blah??

?Wipe your mouth, there?s a little bit of bullshit around your lips. ?

?Check your face, please. I think I just found your nose in my business.?

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