The Penis Plant

The Penis Plant

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Nepenthes ? Just One Pitcher Plant

Image for postThanks Reddit!

Some things are not fake news. That?s why we have SNOPES.com.

Is this Phallic-Looking Object a Real Plant?

In March 2019, images of a plant dubbed a “penis flytrap” – a play on words that evokes the comparatively less phallic?

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I love plants. Apparently, they love us too. Enough to mimic us.

Or is it just that they honor us, with this real life altar? We are a constant source of food for them, after all.

You know ? when we die, and our bodies disintegrate.

Unless ? we interfere with the natural order of things. Like, perhaps, removing the blood from the body, replacing it with chemicals that don?t allow the body to naturally decay and feed the plants.

Hmmmmmm, maybe the planet?s rebelling, because at some point, we stopped feeding it?

Brings new insight into this crazy scene.

Thanks YouTube!

Food for thought.

Susan Brearley practices writing in all forms, editing, chef-ing, and being a community grandmother. She is also working on her first stand-up comedy routine in the field of Granny Humor. On a mission to prove you can make any topic humorous. And get a top writer?s badge for it.

She?s been writing comedy for about 2 weeks

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