Last month I shared 24 outrageous, inexplicably compelling user-created images from WikiHow. You might have thought it?d be difficult to find another 25 equally head-scratching selections from the internet?s most underrated time-waster, but you?d be wrong (shockingly, unbelievably wrong). Once again, I?ve included the original title of each corresponding article, as well as a suggested alternative that may be more fitting.
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Properly React to Every News Story of 2017
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Recognize the Signs of Intoxication
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Win Back Custody of the Kids
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Urinate Outside Discreetly
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Plan a Group Date with Some Ladies and Your All-White, All-Adult Jackson 5 Cover Band
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Manage Your Fidgeting
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Make it Clear that Not Looking at a Woman?s Breasts is a Tremendous Challenge for You
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Give Someone a Hickey
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Plot a Crime that Will Ultimately be Foiled by Scooby-Doo
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Survive an Encounter with an Ostrich
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Turn a Corpse into a Guitar Case
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Perform an Autopsy on a Human Being
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Know if the Drugs are Kicking In Yet
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Tell if You Have Schizophrenia
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Make 7th Period AP Chemistry Really, Really Uncomfortable
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Know if You?re a True Juggalo or Juggalette
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Run the Accounting Division like a Goddamn Boss
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Change a Contract of Employment
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What the Article Should be Titled: How Not to Play with Your Dog
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Play with Your Dog
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Convince Nicolas Cage to Wear a Red Shirt in a Bullfighting Ring
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Avoid or Escape a Bull
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Measure a Man
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Analyze Poop
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Politely Tell the Homeless Guy at the Gas Station You Really Don?t Want Your Windshield Cleaned
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Survive a Cheetah Attack
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Make Really Bad S?mores
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Stay Alert Driving at Night
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Start Every Interaction with a Police Officer
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Get Through a DUI Checkpoint
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Ensure a Closed Casket Funeral
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Castrate Bulls and Bull Calves
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Smoothly Change the Subject If Your Kid Asks You Where Babies Come From
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Tell If Your Child is Overweight
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Escort the Elderly Across the Street
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Avoid Being Extradited to the US
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Know if Your Roommate Brenda is Going through a Rough Patch
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Know if You Are Drunk
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Accept the Fact That Your Head is a Thumb
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Know Your Rights if You?ve Been Arrested for Drug Possession
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Enjoy Front Row Seats at a Billy Joel Concert
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Escape from a Bear
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Make Stuart Little Look Like a Little Bitch
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Care for a Pet Rat
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Ignore the Ghastly Meat Baseball Growing on Your Abdomen
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Know If You Have a Hernia
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to Hail Satan
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Recognize the Signs of Intoxication
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What the Article Should be Titled: How to?Jesus Christ, I Don?t Know Anymore
What the Article is Actually Titled: How to Recognize an Ascaris Infection
