Outdoor Sex and Horny Hiking

Outdoor Sex and Horny Hiking

Living vicariously through nature porn

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Last summer, I wrote about my exhibitionist tendencies. But the more I think about it, the more I?m changing my mind about some of the things I said in that post.

I still have some urges to expose myself. I was born shy and I feel somewhat embarrassed by my body. But I love to show my body to the ones I love ? it just takes a lot of pep talks in front of the mirror before I can even send a cleavage shot to my husband.

And even if I?m the only one who ends up seeing them, I enjoy taking nudes of myself. There?s something fun about setting up the shot, mustering up as much sexiness as I can, and seeing what kinds of results I get.

Sometimes, I try to talk myself into sharing my naked body with the world ? anonymously, of course. I?ve seriously considered posting some cheeky shots on Reddit so I can take part in all the horny, sexy fun other people are having there.

And under the right circumstances, I can get turned on by being watched. Sometimes, knowing that my husband?s eyes are on me is what pushes my horniness from a 9 all the way up to a 10.

I haven?t changed my mind about any of those things. But I was wrong about public sex.

I still fantasize about having sex in public places. There are a lot things about it that turn me on. But the thought of being seen or getting caught isn?t one of them.

I used to think the risk was part of the thrill. It?s not. Not for me, anyway. It?s just the price you pay for having fun outdoors.

And the weird rush I felt when someone walked by Mr. Austin and I when we were fucking on a trail once, that was just the blushy and giggly embarrassment that comes from getting caught ? literally with my pants down.

I don?t fantasize about having sex in public places because I?m an exhibitionist. I fantasize about it because I love being outdoors.

Nature Is Sexy

I live on the east coast of Canada and one of the things I love most about it is all the greenery. My province is full of conservation areas, it?s surrounded by beaches, and most of the highways are flanked on both sides by forests that are just begging to be explored.

I didn?t like the last town I lived in. It was dull, gossipy, and too spread out. But I still remember it because of the nature reserve.

It was a beautiful, peaceful place to spend an entire afternoon. I would walk the trails, watch the squirrels jump across branches, hear the small streams coursing ? and fantasize about sex.

Everywhere I looked, there was a gorgeous spot that would be perfect to fuck in.

But I?d never go through with it. It?s just too risky.

The possibility of getting caught is a big turn-off for me. That?s why all my public sex fantasies involve being out in nature, not getting frisky in a hotel swimming pool or having a quickie somewhere in a mall.

I do have fantasies about fucking in an IKEA. But I?d want to do it overnight, when all the shoppers are gone and the doors have been locked (and double checked).

Instead, what I want is to fuck surrounded by nature. I want to be able to see and smell grass, trees, and flowers.

I want to feel my nipples harden while the wind gently blows against every inch of my skin.

I want to be eaten out while I feel the sun?s warm rays cascading on my bare tits.

I want to walk out in the chilly winter evening, drop my robe and shiver a moment while I step into the hot tub. I want to feel the contrast between the cool air and the hot water. I want to be surrounded by snow while fucking in hot, steamy bubbles.

I want to kneel on the soft grass and suck cock while hearing the birds chirping. I want to feel the peeling bark under my fingers, holding on to a tree trunk to steady myself while I?m getting pounded hard.

But the only way I?m going to enjoy this fantasy is if I know that the outdoor space I?m in is completely private.

That?s why I?ve been looking closely at backyards lately. I?m house hunting, and I?m checking out a lot of local properties. And even though I?m not saying anything about it to the realtor, I consider every yard?s sex potential.

It?s not a deal breaker ? I can always find an Airbnb where I can safely get my rocks off outdoors ? but it would be a huge perk.

Horny Hiking

My love of nature sex is what led me to Horny Hiking. That?s the name of a Pornhub account run by Molly and Conor Pills.

The concept is basic but pretty much perfect: they hike through trails, walk across rough terrain, and then find a nice spot to fuck outdoors.

I first discovered Molly Pills when I went on a deep dive for vegan porn. I saw the title ?Naughty Vegan Eats Meat in Public Grocery? and a girl in glasses flashing her tits in the thumbnail.

That was good enough for me. But Horny Hiking is even better.

The videos are all shot from Conor?s point of view and they start exactly as you?d expect: with some hiking. We get to take in the gorgeous, sunny locations they explore while watching Molly walk, climb, and pose for the camera.

(Photo from Horny Hiking?s Instagram)

She spends quite a bit of time flashing her ample, juicy ass and I don?t blame her. If I had an ass like hers, I?d almost never keep my shorts on, either.

And then they get down to the fucking. She might blow him on a trail or find some secluded spot where she can mount him for a fuck. Here again, there?s a lot of focus on her ass ? and that?s not a complaint.

Because it?s POV porn, there are a couple of things missing, at least for my taste. I could do with Conor being more vocal. And it wouldn?t hurt to see Molly get eaten out, too.

But otherwise, it?s great. There?s such a sweetness to these videos. She spends a lot of time teasing him, flashing him, and acting cute. You can tell they?re just a nice, happy couple having fun.

Horny Hiking takes everything I love about travel Instagram and adds some playful sex to it, and that?s a combination that makes for good porn.

I wish I could go on a horny hike, too. But I don?t think I?ll ever be able to actually fuck in a nature park or on a woodsy trail. So, I?m really glad that Molly and Conor Pills are taking those risks for me. I can vicariously live out my fantasy through their videos.

And I?ll keep following them and watching their videos, even if I do get my big, fenced-in, outdoor fuckpalace of a backyard.

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