Annaliese Nielsen, a.k.a. Lara Nielsen, is NOT Hawaiian and she’s mostly white.

Annaliese Nielsen, a.k.a. Lara Nielsen, is NOT Hawaiian and she’s mostly white.

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In a plot twist that should surprise nobody on earth, it has been revealed that Annaliese Nielsen is not Hawaiian at all, but 75% white and 25% Chinese, and therefore 100% privilege.

A reliable source told us that Annaliese Nielsen?s mother is completely white and her father is half Danish, half Chinese.

We also have some some interesting dirt on her old man, Kim Nielsen. Turns out he?s a porn peddler himself, running the well-known company ATKingdom, specializing in MILF and bush porn. Here is an interview he gives for XBIZ, where he talks about his parents.

I was born in Copenhagen, Denmark, the son of a Danish businessman and Chinese teacher of English as a foreign language. I grew up in Denmark, Africa, the Philippines, Malaysia and Singapore and went to high school in Oxford, England, before coming to the U.S. to study at university.

It is also clear that Annaliese and her dad are in cahoots.

They are tagged on Twitter together quite often. Here?s one that?s still up but we?ve archived it just in case.

@tornadoliese @kimnielsenatk Oooh the atk natural site? Looks awesome! I feel like my bush isn?t glorious enough tho D:

? SantnicoPandemnium (@KoryMinx) January 5, 2013

Then there is this cryptic exchange we found. Annaliese?s old tweets are gone in the wake of Hulagate but maybe someone can help us figure out WTF they?re all talking about. Dear old Dad even seems confused. (archive)

She called herself Chinese on Twitter repeatedly.

We did find this Google hit for an old Annaliese tweet where she mentions that she is Chinese. I?m not sure to what free pass she refers, but she always seems to want one, doesn?t she?

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Here she is again. No mention of Polynesian anywhere. Also note that she?s a wine enthusiast. She was sure getting enthusiastic about the wine the night of Hulagate.

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I bet she thinks China is, like, an island?

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We also found this on Reddit. Why do I get the feeling that, when she thinks nobody else is listening, she gloats about her 75% ?Aryan Nordic? ancestry?

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We don?t even know what to make of this.

We hear she calls white people ?mayo demons?.

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She?s all white on her mom?s side

Here is her fully caucasian (Alpine/Atlanto-Mediterranean, maybe?) mother posting to Facebook.

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If you?re wondering what this is in reference to, apparently Annaliese got triggered when her mom asked about some outfit Beyonce wore.

Here?s a better pic. I?d hit it.

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So there you have it.

Annaliese Nielsen is not Hawaiian. She is not Polynesian at all. She is lutefisk and potstickers, mostly lutefisk. Just how much privilege does her background carry?


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  • The Danish are rich, blond northern Europeans who once controlled a wide-reaching empire.
  • Their ancestors, the Vikings, raped and pillaged much of northern Europe.
  • Their territory included Norway, Iceland, some Caribbean islands, and some African and Indian trading ports.
  • The mostly autonomous Faroe Islands and Greenland still belong to the Kingdom of Denmark.
  • The Danish operated Fort Christiansborg in Africa, a center for slave trade, and in Greenland, they oppressed the Inuit.


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  • China is the world?s second largest economy. If they ever achieve political and economic freedom, they may take the number one spot some day.
  • The Chinese practiced slavery for a large part of their history and even practiced castration to create eunuchs!
  • Chinese Americans are exceptionally successful, in fact surpassing the white average.
  • China once controlled a vast empire of its own and even sent a fleet of giant ships several times larger than the Santa Maria to lay claim to most of the Indian Ocean and its ports.
  • The Chinese invented the compass, paper, gunpowder, and moveable type printing and were the most advanced nation on the planet for a millennium.

That?s pretty advanced history, though, for a girl who thinks Hawaii is, like, a continent?


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